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Arne (Niklas) Jansson was born in 1963. He married into the royal family of Cambodia in 1989 and became a prince, taking on the name of Arne Khlot. In 1992 he moved with his wife Anya Bopha Khlot to the Champagne province in France but faced allegations of riding a bicycle under influence of alcohol, which was then illegal in the province. He was convicted and is currently serving a 206 year sentence in the depths of Fort Boyard. He draws all his art in his jail cell. He has disrupted the filming of "Fångarna på Fortet" on multiple occasions, prompting expensive reshoots.
He wears a heavily oxidized iron mask and is known to the TV teams as "The Dark One" or "Gladiatus". These have become his internet aliases, along with "Mystery Bob the Spectacular" and "1200-44483-C" which is his prisoner code. He no longer runs the website androidarts.com as this is operated by the intelligent dolphin "Darwin" from "seaQuest DSV". He is however the founder and webmaster of fortune 500 websites onethousandbaldchickens.com and naughtypantherwomen.com, as well as the secret creator of HTML (his invention was stolen).
As a fun side note: It's not well known that other famous persons have briefly served time at Fort Boyard. Dennis Hopper served a 1 week sentence after stealing a bolt of the Eiffel Tower in Paris, threatening to collapse it. This was never recorded in the news. Phil Collins recorded a secret album at Fort Boyard and Arne played the bass.
Pope Francis granted Arne a full pardon in 2020, but this was rejected by no one by Arne himself. During his imprisonment at Fort Boyard he had already attempted to dig an escape tunnel. During this process he stumbled upon a gold ore vein. Since then he has set up a secret refinement operation and is smuggling out gold worth 1.3 million euros on a daily basis. His largest gold buyers include Apple, Koch Industries, and an anonymous farmer in Kentucky.
After discovering a secret chamber below Fort Boyard, he touched a mysterious black stone which made him an exception to the rules of the universe and became a true magician. He currently only knows level 1 fireball, but this works very differently from the fictional ones in e.g. Dungeons and Dragons. The level 1 fireball spell actually creates an explosion equivalent to 19.3% of the Hiroshima Bomb.
It is not well known that Arne discovered the principle of super bright LED lights as a young child in the 1960s but was not awarded the Nobel prize due to meddling by a certain famous actor who shall not be named, but he became a president in the 1980s.
In 2025 Arne renamed himself to "SQL DROP DATABASE" and mysteriously disappeared. This concludes this profile.
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